teadalek:

HAPPY LAO BAN SANTA DAY

desperate-acts-of-capitalism:

beowulf22121:

babealore:

dankmemeuniversity:

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Rich people truly live in a different dimension

Yes! They do! I’ve been trying to get that point to stick and people just don’t follow.

The president thinks insurance costs $12 a year.

My old boss’s sister didn’t think we should be paid enough to afford smart phones because (her words) “You peasants work for us, peasants don’t deserve enough money for those things.”

I was once invited to a dinner event. Turns out there was a raffle. I mentioned that if I had known I’d have stopped at the bank for some cash. Nothing was said, but the “You don’t carry a minimum $200 everywhere?” was felt in the body language of everyone within 50 feet.

Old boss would get KFC every day. He was hospitalized and had to have bits of intestine removed. First day back he was eating KFC because “Well the doctor fixed everything, so why not?”

If old boss didn’t take home a million dollars in a month the company was “Having a bad time of things.” That’s not sales, or total gain, that’s his paycheck. He owned the building so the company he owned that operated inside the building paid him $33,000 a month, and that didn’t count towards his paycheck. Monthly, his company would pay him rent greater than what he was paying me yearly, and it was so little to him that he didn’t count it as income.

To a rich person, something punishable by a fine is just a thing you have to pay for permission to do. You want to go to the movies? Sure that’s $8 a person. You want to park in the fire zone? Sure, that’s $750 for parking. No big deal.

Rich people live in such a different place than everyone else.

The ruling class is able to purchase actions with no concequences


sixpenceee:

Manhattan subway gets covered in Swastikas on every advertisement. One guy got up and said, “Hand sanitizer gets rid of Sharpie. We need alcohol.” The passengers all reached into their bags and pockets looking for tissues and Purel and got to work. (Source)


dechart:

@jared-wormsboy i am crying uncontrollably


wikernes:

antamalak:

niggazinmoscow:

It’s the circle where people pretend the American Dream is real so want the aesthetic that shows they worked their way out

well now im speechless, after the thorn shirts treend

But nobody bats an eye about those awful distressed hobbo jeans, bitches.


salty-red-mage:

afriblaq:

kylos:

V FOR VENDETTA (2005) dir. James McTeigue

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rodrickheffeley:

hozier singing about bones, dead bodies, preys, predators, decomposing, satanic sacrifice, oral sex:

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me and the girls:

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explorerrowan:

mecha-marcy:

Please remember that nearly all of the kids dialogue was unscripted.

Also, she’s right.


meatswitch:

whyyoustabbedme:

daphne said fuck blue lives

Daphne’s right but wow this looks like shit


avatar-alek:

yourdadsghoulfriend:

automatic-caution-door:

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God bless the gay that yells,

“Daddy did cummies in you, and you want to make sure you’re not—”

I’m not kidding this is my favorite video in the world


fluoride-bomb:

libragirlfriend:

sunbathe:

me revisiting my scene phase playlist

me having a depressive episode

me fucking it up bc I got moves and bitches love me

millennial1:

clickablestoclickupon:

fuckglossier:

i cant breathe

I’m choking

this what happens when you can’t whistle

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